Plot quibbles aside, at least we agree about Keir Gilchrist being gorgeous.

Seven viganias…maybe more. Imagine.

Christopher Nolan Presents: Bioshock

Listen, Bughuul is being a good global citizen, conserving energy and cutting down his carbon footprint. We could all learn from him.

DENTISTS HATE THIS MILLENNIAL'S ONE WEIRD TRICK!

Aw Norm, ya got Arby's all over me!

Everyone knows the real author insertion character is Edna Mode (voiced by Bird himself)!

This map says "Barstow Electronics" is in an "Unknown City" in California somewhere….but my Spider Sense tells me it might be in Barstow, CA.

I dream of a re-release of Planet Earth, narrated by Wallace Shawn.

An Independence Day sequel without Jeff Goldblum sounds as joyless as a Jurassic Park sequel without Jeff Goldblum. I guess we're getting both!

This is my new favorite gimmick.

So what you're saying is, you don't want no Scrubs.

IT'S LEARNING

And perhaps this cuddly innocent-looking animal will reference a somewhat-recent pop song that is known for rude or sexually suggestive lyrics! ho HO! That would really be a laugh!

According to an interview I read, he turned down Tenenbaums several times and Wes had to relentlessly pursue him because he had expressly written Royal with Hackman in mind.

One of the kids is played by an actor named "Jedidiah Goodacre", so he's been preparing for a campy soap opera role his whole life!

"Olga’s House Of Shame" would be a great name for a late-night drunk-food restaurant.

doo doo doo dooba dootdoo-doo-doo-doo.

Thank you, now I have the Tears of a Clown hook stuck in my head.

I'm getting married in a few months and it's on our short list of first dance songs! Glad to hear an endorsement.