My all-time favorite office playlist is a 3-album set of Odessey, Sgt. Pepper, and Pet Sounds. It's a religious experience.

Fun story: That song was not at all a pop hit in its day. Of all the songs on that album that were released as singles, it was the least successful. Purportedly Colin Blunstone, the lead singer, hated singing it.

Brown is not a creative color.

These all sound like the names of 18th century British Navy ships.

After centuries of waiting, at last olaf78 has come! The one the prophecies have foretold! The Chosen One who will deliver us from the "chosen one" narrative cliché!

"Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence."

So it's like they took the "Sorting Hat" concept from HP and made 3 entire books out of it? Ok.

No dummy, you're thinking of Human Capitol. And it's not the DC street grid, it's the floorplan of both chambers of congress.

I'm sorry about the time Wes Anderson made him stand outside in the storm of the century, with only a red peacoat for warmth.

Oh yes, it was breath-taking and life-changing! It's a travesty that [insert famous attractive white actor] hasn't won an Oscar yet. They owe him/her the win this year!

That may be - but her public persona and Oscar-hosting style is certainly not douchebaggy, in the way that McFarlane's is. Her relentless positivity is actually kind of annoying.

This film really resonated emotionally with my family as well, as we have a top-hat-wearing raspy-voiced ghoul living in our house.

Just like midterm elections!

"The story of the unthinkable suffering of [insert minority] during the [insert fraught historic time period] and how the selfless bravery of [insert famous attractive white actor] proved that love always triumphs over the forces of evil." Runtime: 254 min.

True, I don't find her funny - but "douchebag" implies that she's rude and cocky, which can't be said of Ellen.

I get great joy from walking up to homophobic subway preachers and whispering "Look around you friend….we're everywhere. And we've always been here…"

"As a whole, you know what I’m saying?"

"But we can't! We're cousins!" gasped Clickhole, breaking off their forbidden kiss.
"Only by marriage", whispered The Dissolve with a naughty wink, unbuttoning her blouse…

Wait, I thought the AV Club and Onion were "sister publications" - wouldn't that make Clickhole and AVC more of a niece/aunt relationship?

"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?!"