Like Nick in the extraneous framing story of Baz Luhrman's Gatsby?

Oi, you tossah! You takin' the mickey out of the Bri'ish Film Industry?

Ooo and maybe some twist at the end where the president has been Satan/possessed all along, and it's all been his master plan - maybe he has to deal with polls and popularity down in Hell, and the war is his plan to boost his support among the demon population to prevent a coup?

Charles Foster Bane: You know, Mr. Batman, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man.

HE WAS AUSTIN POWERS'S FATHER ALL ALONG!

Heresy! Try it after a big greasy Italian meal to fully appreciate the magic.

Hmm "Bateman" / "Batman" - wow, great alter-ego name Christian!

Oh I get it, yellow characters can only be played by yellow toys? Another racist casting decision!

Well! If the No Man is going to take my fight wigs, I am no longer interested in his services THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Couldn't we all use a No Man on occasion?

Burton: "Ok, so this unassuming British schoolgirl is actually the Chosen One foretold to unite forces with our mythical hero and his motley animal sidekicks to free the whimsical kingdom from its tyrannical queen. Narnia is free at last!"

WHY DO YOU BRING THIS EVIL BACK INTO MY LIFE?

The gulf between Scissorhands and Wonderland is as bad as the gulf between Sixth Sense and The Happening.

The Coens even quoted themselves in the the less-classic-but-occasionally-quotable Ladykillers

I have a vinyl copy of 'Word Up', by Cameo. Does that count?

She picked up some Scrubbing Bubbles at Bed, Bathory & Beyond.

No, it's 5. The released title of Expendables 4 was "Monuments Men."

How nervous you seem? So Woody Allen would fail the test even if we was being asked what his favorite color is.

^ I'm imagining this phrase on a poster in a high school guidance counselor's office. I like it.

No, I just made the questionable budget decision to drink like a king and eat like a dumpster-diver.