Evan Williams is a good choice for budget boubon. Old Grand-Dad and Four Roses (yellow label) aren't bad either, on the taste-cost index.

All you really need is a bathmat, scissors, and some spirit gum.

If you like Beefeater, you should try Broker's.

Bourbon - Hudson Baby for me, Knob Creek for company
Rye - High West for me, Old Overholt for company/mixing
Gin - Tanqueray Malacca for me, Hendrick's for "I think I hate gin" company
Rum - Havana Club for me, Ron Barcelo for company. Also Goslings for Dark & Stormy purposes
Scotch - Laphroaig Quarter-Cask for me…once…

To unite the threads:
Frances "Prowler Needs a Jump" McDormand went to my Alma Mater.

Damn, reading your responses now I'm really bummed they deleted all of this weirdo's comments!

Ah the ol' "doing coke in a car with your sister" story. Oldest tale in the book.

I've dressed as Ben before, worklamp and all! One of my all-time favorite costumes.

Anyone catch that enlightening panel on CNN speculating on the role of ghosts and/or angels in the disappearance of the Malaysian airplane? I'm not making this up.

When he dies, we'll be forced to retire the English language out of respect for his achievements. Like a basketballer's jersey.

Add some pizazz to your veggies with Uncanny Valley Ranch!

"Then because of the Dire Straits, thou shalt jam to the saxophone solo of Your Latest Trick, and blessed shall be thine ears." - Gospel according to Mark (Knopfler)

Glorrrrrrrrrria, in eggshells she stayed-o

The best thing about that movie is me in period clothes in the background of the Yale campus chase scene.

"Their treasure…was knowledge….Knowledge….was their treasure."

Just wait til he moves into the Baroque period.

He plays British in Empire of the Sun!

But the older you get, the more you have to worry about your actual "hips"

Try being a gay man with 'Mean Girls'.

FAVORITE MOVIES: BOONDOCK SAINTS, FIGHT CLUB, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION