But it never reaches full potential unless synergistically paired with a neckbeard and magic-transition sunglasses

"Dominic Badguy?" Isn't he a commenter on here?

With it's allied factions, "Get-'er-donefulness", "Give-110-percentitude", and "Go-get-'em-champliness"

You could always follow the Mormon naming method:

Just for one day?

I was on the edge of my seat while they took Buzzfeed's 'Which Beyoncé Are You? Quiz

These sound like the names of venture capital firms.

No, his Grandpa's dies too, remember?

Incidentally, my drag name is Helen DePacific

121 = Medium-Rare

I want to know where Scotty ends up, with a dead mother and imprisoned father.

Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me! I'm just doing my job here.

…total silence.

Ya know, it's the Radisson…soo it's pretty good.

And all confirmed pairs of twins should be presumed to have evil quadruplets.

Bob: "Bill, I can't find the art department crew anywhere!"
Bill: "They're re-building the carnival setpieces for the third time. Bitemarks everywhere, shredded to pieces."
Bob: "Jesus, Bill"
Bill: "It was like hungry piranhas on a baby cow"

Ok my memory lies, it was really more of a tall bowler hat. But still:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/…

The worst offender is "Up": starts AND ends with a preposition!

I love everyone on this website.

Aren't we all though? In our hearts?