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And with the middle initials "W.S. Anderson" he's just doubling up on directorial confusion.

Could someone release a mod for Bioshock where all the splicers you have to kill are re-designed as drunk sophomore business majors?

Yeah, Mr. Cooper was gone by the time I was old enough to really remember Sesame Street. But I've watched that episode where they explain his death to the kids and Big Bird and….oof.

Got me thinking how many of the PBS all-stars of my childhood are gone now:

Yes as he's actually a centaur. The props department has to attach prosthetic human legs to his sides for the wide shots.

Not to mention the fire hazard and cigarette-butt litter, two major concerns in most park bans.

Colorless green dicks suck furiously.

That said, I'd gladly pay to watch a "Bill Murray-Bob Balaban odd couple" install drywall.

^ One of the major reasons I'm excited to have kids one day.

True fact: there are actually "useless piece" competitions among adult Lego nerds to try to build a model using one of those giant single-use-only parts in a completely unexpected way.

Beyond rad. I had so many of those red parrots by the end of the 90's. And I think they used the same piece but in dark grey as "ravens" for the Castle-theme wizard sets.

Truly, Will Arnett is the Batman Gotham deserves.

Well I don't know how many diacritical marks is too many, but she sure has an umlaut of them.

The A.V. Club
"Spirals into bugfuck abstraction"

"Kari Väänänen"

"Hmm a book trilogy? So what you're saying is we can make about six movies out of it…hell, let's go for seven."

They're also good training for today's teens, since in 10 years they'll be adults in an actual dystopia!

Voiceover: "From the writing/directing team that brought you the biggest cock lesion of 2013"

Truly, Justin Friedberg is the Robespierre of screenwriting.

In the trailer, I honestly thought it was yet another found-footage torture-porn movie, you know the "dumb party folk go out for a night of drinking AND THEN IT ALL GOES WRONG" set-up. But the soundtrack change never happened.