I was hoping they'd resurrected Fritz Lang to direct the new Avatars.

I'm more of a Smoked Cheese Pig fan myself.

Plus, Mokiki of "The Sloppy Swish" fame has a cameo!

Um, Queen of Jordan?

Criminal underbellae

Yes, but I'm pissed no one has picked up my painter biopic script, 'Extremely Chuck and Incredibly Close.'

He also has a Twitter feed where he mostly photographs incongruously discarded things (like a spatula in a tree planter), which captions like "WHEN WILL IT END?"

An job interviewer once hailed my resumé as a triumph of dramatic minimalism.

Plus he's clearly just Jason Lee in a wig.

555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY !

How do you be so short?

I dunno, that's a neck-in-neck tie with Señor Cardgage

Boogidy Boogidy! I'LL SCARE YOUR DAD!

Aha! Sean O'Neal is an anagram for "See No Anal".

That makes two of us!
Kids these days and their alt-rockin'

Even including that panda who had his webcam shut off by the Republicans in Congress?

Man, it's nothing like Streetcar! You see, Streetcar had Blanche, whereas Jasmine has Blanchett.

Señor Wences?

5a. Relativity does not exist - characters who travel hundreds of times faster than the speed of light age at the same rate as those staying put on a planet. 
They do not return and find themselves invited to their great-great-grandson's funeral.

$20? What city are you living in? 
Here in NYC, imax tickets cost two kidneys and require a personal invitation from the mayor, the Manhattan borough president, and the CEO of the film studio.