And when you gaze long enough into a butt, the butt also gazes into you.

12 apostles + Jesus = 13 guys at the orgy. That means when it inevitably broke up into pairs, some poor guy was always left out.

No, it's just a bewildered Tom Hanks asking ABC to please move their camera van off of his driveway.

Wait! That's not the real IP Man! It's Proxy Man disguising his identity!

Yep, PT Anderson's directing the final installment in the series.

Have you seen death in your bed?! What's wrong? You suck my dick. That's what's wrong! And YOU, you fucking call me "LADY"?

Incidentally, the role of Ma Ackbar, his tough-love crustacean mother will be played by Julianne Moore in a mo-cap suit.

Flatten the top of a trilby and you've got a porkpie hat.

Nope, it's that American Express commercial.

Our coffee's not bad here…

Fantastic…like a (Mr.) Fox!

The disco-y vibe reminds me a little of the last section of Crown of Love.

They're Canadian, give them a break. 
At least they're not replacing words with letters like their compatriot Justin "U Smile" Bieber.

And somebody keeps mysteriously spray-painting that REFLEKTOR logo around my Brooklyn neighborhood! I blame Regine's army of Haitian voodoo zombies.

Or its equally exhausted cousin, I-V-vi-IV (aka the "Let it Be" progression)

Also the picture on the "Trusty Servant" sign is clearly the face of their now-enslaved ex-weed dealer

The Mermaids on the sign were also two blonds beside a redhead (like the Marmalade Sandwich girls).

Also, each pub name corresponds to a plot event that happens there.
In no particular order:

Or the Syfy channel's "I, Fucking Lovescience." about the growing sentience of an awkwardly-translated Japanese sex robot.

If it succeeds, maybe they can spin off "Shut Up and Suck Science's Dick!" …wait, am I doing this right?