Needs more " : " to imply that it's only the first installment of an exhaustive franchise!

More evidence that Fiona Apple moonlights as a movie-namer.

It's currently frontrunner for highest ratio of Words in Title / Words in Title that Make Sense

I like my waffles syruptitiously shot.

Wake up sheeple, CILANTRO AND CORIANDER ARE THE SAME THING!!

Plus that loot comes with a free orange ice-scraper!

There's no way that kid weighs 132lbs! I'm guessing 95lbs, tops.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain until you displace its poorer residents and build a 12-lane expressway through their haciendas.

I remember '83 like it was yesterday!

How prescient this comment was, in light of Lee Daniel's The Butler…

How prescient this comment was, in light of Lee Daniel's The Butler…

They reproduce by budding, like flatworms. There will be as many Hemsworths as the ecosystem can support.

Starting a kickstarter for a Ford/Oldman remake of My Dinner With Andre.

Otherwise we'd all be out bettering our fellow man, instead of sitting on our computers snarking at TV show reviews.

"It is a fact universally acknowledged that life, uh, finds a way!"

Pride and Prejudice and Dinosaurs 2: Clever Girl

"IT'S ALIVE…AND LITIGIOUS!!!"

Stephen Fry playing a tough-sentencing be-wigged Judge…a role he would revisit just a year later in Spice World.

Thor Heyerdahl?

In a programming block with Ice Shark Truckers, Sharks & Tiaras, and I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant With a Shark.