Turns out we're all ruled by the Seven Nation Army

Offscreen cat yowls

We should form an angry gang to protest his departure from film!
A sort of Lynch mob, if you will.

Wait, I think I heard a leaked track from that album!

A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tip-toes to my room every night

It's what the genius inventors at DARPA had in mind all along!

All Lego figures have detachable hands! It's in their nature!

Based on the Novel 'Heave-Ho' by Sapphire.

Pirates of the Carribean 5: The Assassination of a Beloved Themepark Ride by the Coward Jerry Bruckheimer.

And who doesn't love getting things up their guilty pleasure alley, amirite?

True story: the final shot The Happening is a billboard reading YOU DESERVE THIS.

I was just hoping he'd get Disney's Star Wars, so scenes could be punctuated with mesmerizing overhead shots of a Star Destroyer's engines churning through space, a la The Master.

"staggering in ambition and hard to approach with anything like real affection" 
An ex once described me using those exact words!

And Capt. Smollett!

Pynchon could cameo in this movie…and we'd NEVER KNOW!

"Take a look, it's in book, Gravity's Rainbowwww"

If there had been an author/director shipping thread, Pynchon+PT Anderson would have been my OTP!

He also played a scowling heavy in 2002 (Gangs of NY).

Tyler Perry/Tilda Swinton

The air freshener in my office bathroom claims to be "Aloha" scented. The last one was "Midnight Sky". 
Febreeze has entered an abstract expressionist phase.