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No, seeing as it's a Shyamalan gig, I'd ban them for their own good.

The Valley of The Ashes is now Flushing Meadows, which I, Robert Moses, transformed from a trashdump full of sad mechanics and creepy billboards to a glamorous World's Fair… TWICE!

- Moment of silence for John Turturro, John Malkovich, and Frances MacDormand -

Incidentally, "Shadow of the Colossus" is also the subtitle of my amateur porn tape. Heheheheh.

Aye. 
"Time of the Season" was always one of my favorite songs as a kid…but it wasn't until I heard "Brief Candles" and "Beechwood Park" much later that I thought "HOLY SHIT this is a good album."

When I was about 8, my family played charades, and my dad's prompt was "Jurassic Park", and he pointed to his butt for the "ASS" syllable.

I've always wanted to see a Language Arts educational video series hosted by Kelsey Grammer and Tori Spelling.

Contact your urologist if it begins to boil & bubble or toil & trouble.

They've also revealed the 3 witches will be played by Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Isn't that the company that makes Goldfish crackers?

I can't hear the word "juche" without immediately thinking of the Sonmi plot in Cloud Atlas.

Psh, if he didn't have to haul a riverboat up a mountain, I'm not impressed.

I've always loved his bit part as a slimy PR guy for Greg Kinnear's douchebag superhero in Mystery Men. 
"I'm a publicist, not a magician!"

Wake up? I count sheeple to help me sleeple.

Nope. My boyfriend sits on my lap at work and proofreads contracts as I type them.

I'm still hoping for Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie to visit the estate for an episode as an only-slightly-anachronistic Jeeves & Wooster crossover.

Don't say that you love me aiiiieeeee
Just tell me that you want me

And he only eats to the beat

*Sets beverage on dashboard. Beverage ripples ominously in glass*

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a stale mercenary cash-in on 90's nostalgia
And said what a good boy am I!