I still find this one better just because it’s hilarious. I’d pay a princely sum for it.

So you want to become even more depressed after Logan? Well, okay, then, I have the film just for you. Want to watch something so depressing it makes you just want to curl up and cry yourself to sleep? Something so sad, it makes you want to cut out your own emotions? I have four words for you:

“Kirk Hamilton”

This is like saying I should turn off my phone when out in the wild. Ridiculous.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I’ve never heard of Red Wheelbarrow or Williams before. I thought it was just random words his father learned in English, like “I have a pencil, where is the bathroom?”