I KNOW. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THINGS WITHOUT THINKING IF I WANT TO READ IT OR NOT.

I know, right?! I feel so powerless when someone writes something I don't want to read.

Right!? Because once they're written, it's really out of our hands.

If only there was a way to not read pieces about God Help the Girl…

So did the AV Club just have to pay Hassenger for the first time he wrote about God Help The Girl? That would explain why they keep letting him write about it. We get it!

What a surprise, Jesse Hassenger writing about God Help The Girl again!

dude you have no idea

Finally, someone with the stones to put Hassenger in his place! I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for this.

Another week, another Watch This by Jesse Hassenger about a 90's Steve Martin film. Can't wait to see his hot take on HouseSitter!

Malibu or Home Brew?

You guys doing blow in here?

You've got two stories: the divorced wife and the dead kid. Now you get to tell them both.