Outstanding.

I was hoping the "plant" part was correct and that they had misspelt either "scientist's" or "scientists' ". Because science! And plants!

Speaking of social interactions, are you a wanker all the time?

You, approving every random troll you come across. This is hardly the first time, and so...

Easter Island originally had trees, but it was deforested by its inhabitants, for whatever reason. You may want to check the correspondence between the timelines, though. Just sayin'.

You have no idea of how hard I just laughed at that...

Very much so. So much brilliance, and so much irreverence. Check this out, if you haven't seen it already. My personal favourite among all of them remains Dave Thomas. That man could pull off anything. Cheers, my friend. :-)

For the NatGeo people who produced the original article, "Were the Giant Easter Island Statues Simply Walked To Where We Found Them?"

I keep clearing my comments, but yours keep showing up. I can't figure it out. Is the comment system broken? It is a mystery that I fear will be unresolved, and so I will sleep as well tonight as yesterday, knowing that the universe proceeds on its mysterious course without our cognizance of all its mysteries.

Well, I just don't know how to respond to that. Colour me intimidated, I guess.

"Indestructible?" Hah! Obviously this Capitalist axe/hatchet (or ass-hatchet, as we mockingly describe it in our dachas on the Don) has not yet met Tibor's tractor, who will crush it with mighty Soviet superiority. Soon it will learn what it means to come before the might of superior technological and political…

Hatchet ≠ Axe, and a hatchet is not intended for splitting wood beyond kindling. Problem?

That picture... Thank you, Jesus, for providing that. Totally saved as potential wallpaper. And totally unrelated to my fetish for sex with heavily-armed dolphins... it... speaks to me.

Thanks for addressing that troll shortage we've all been sweating about. Again. Seriously, think before you pink. Again. Do you have some OCD thing going on that you just can't stfu and let the trolls pass through? I'm genuinely curious, because it seems to be a serious habit. Get some help, man.

I think these are pretty great, actually, and I don't think $20 per plate is excessive. They remind me a lot of a nice, tender artichoke leaf, and I can see a lot of pretty cool uses for them, especially related to cool summer foods like seafood salads, etc. Want.

[Bugs Bunny: psychiatrist] "Und zo, vor doday's zession, ve move along do your zexting problem, ja? Ja. Please lie down on ze gouch, und blease handt me your zell phone. Zis vill only dake a minute. Hm. Verrry inderesting." [/Bugs Bunny: psychiatrist]

I never liked the man. Too hairy.

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"Please someone give me an argument for the police drone"

Because gearing up = Immer gut. Ja.