Nice! :-)

Exactly right. Cheers, and hearted. :-)

"Really, why should we fetishize pen-and-ink notation? Electronic correspondence is environmentally greener, quicker to send/receive, and—best of all!—avoids the nasty taste of a licked stamp. Plus, there are plenty of other ways to keep our fingers nimble and our hands occupied."

I feel that a point many people don't know about is that even though Turing is acknowledged as the father of modern computing, his suicide as the result of being chemically castrated due to his homosexuality, not to mention his brutal treatment at the hands of the government he helped to save, makes him an especially…

Stick with Apple Search. It's 100 times better, or so I've heard from people who say they know what they're talking about. They're wearing funky glasses which don't actually have lenses for some reason, but I still believe them. For some reason. Against the advice of The Collective, I've been doing some thinking on my…

Also...

As much as I understand that you may be an ESL speaker, seriously, that was brutal. Come on, man, even an ESL pocket dictionary can do better than that. Try harder, or else the language will die out before we do.

I honestly think you deserve one of these at this point, and hopefully, soon one of the editors will agree. Your posts lately have been outstanding. A heart for you in the meantime, as paltry as that may be in comparison. Cheers, man, and keep up the brilliant work. :-)

That outbreak was one of the most cataclysmic events in human history, and I'm so sorry for your great-grandmother and the effect on your grandfather. Just brutal, and although I cannot understand on a personal level, the horror of it cannot be denied. Entire communities in the Canadian North were erased because of…

No caveat needed, since you completely missed the personal aspect of the story. It was a reflection on the personal effect on one individual, which you quite clearly didn't get. Thanks for the useless "observation", though.

Aw, shucks, mister. T'weren't nuthin'. *shuffles, kicks dirt*

"Tour and Tshirts. Thats how you make money in music. Your songs are nothing but advertisements."

Re: all your posts. You may want to learn about the pool you're jumping into before you jump into it. For future reference, what happens on Giz stays on Giz, unless you're quick enough to edit it. Hopefully you won't get banhammered before you learn the rules here, but you're not off to a great start.

Any mention of Sonja Abrahamsson is in itself salacious and should be banned from the American Twitterverse. Because, just look at her. LOOK AT HER! And then go flagellate yourself, because we know how you looked at her: with lust. You should be ashamed of yourself, as well as being filled with holy outrage that…

Hmm. While maybe not as adept for picking up soup (which those things don't look too stellar at anyways), I think I'll stick with this sort of bamboo cutlery.

Looking at those shoes...

"Watch Us"

You must be a ton of fun at parties, what with your rapier-like mind and all. And regarding your later comment, combat shotguns have been used in open-field, semi-long-range conditions for a very long time. Thanks for coming out, though.

You assume wrongly, then. When you kill the bacteria, you kill the smell, generally, if it's not food-induced. I'm guessing, due to your screen name, that you may be Saudi, and I don't mean that to be mean. I have experience living with Saudis, that's all, and the idea of simply using a quality (i.e. name-brand)…

I laughed way too hard at this. Outstanding. :-)