You know, when I had to go to an Apple store I did notice the staff's tendency to try to relate with a story or anecdote. It's fascinating to find out they are, in fact, trained to do that.

Ferrari is losing a generation of buyers because a generation of buyers are underemployed with obscene amounts of debt. I'm curious what your definition of successful is when "moderately" means the ability to buy a fantastically expensive and ludicrously impractical car as daily transportation.

Simply put, it was early Christian leaders that established the anti-abortion doctrine. I understand this is Wikipedia, but it's a very well-referenced article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Christian_thought_on_abortion

I always wanted to see a retro-inspired car based on this era, and this is everything I could have hoped for.

I think you're probably right. It's been such a long time since I've played the game I couldn't be sure which it was.

Someone once told me Mewtwo was located in a specific patch of grass in some random part of the game world. I spent a significant amount of time riding my bike in this little 10x3 patch of grass.

I remember seeing a preview for this and absolutely drooling over that Continental. Thanks for bringing more details to my attention.

What was your path like in between cycling and professional racing?

I'm going to start referring to these sorts of things as Torchopnik.

Successful troll is successful. I honestly laughed out loud at this, and it's incredible how bent out of shape people get over PC vs. console. Seriously, six words without even the slightest explanation and everyone has a damn conniption.

And here I thought Jalopnik was going to move with the times, adding a seventh, even an eighth gear.

Not even a moment of pause on this one.

A slightly used V6 Mustang.

Who would you most want as a guest host?

Well, no, we're talking about Atlanta, where MINI of South Atlanta is the same building as BMW of South Atlanta.

My first question in all of this is how this is going to impact MINI sales, since the 1-series GT will be cheaper and on the same lot.

You should have at least included this so it'd be car-related.

My dad pointed me in the direction of the one we use, but it didn't go unnoticed that a bunch of old MOPARs sat in the parking lot waiting to get restored.

Edit: Never mind, I figured it out.

Kai Leng went down like a bitch.