Oh man, this is an OCD person's nightmare.

Ah, well I'm on the east side, significantly south of AMP, so I'm not too familiar with the dining in that area.

"Cadillac wanted me to drive the new ATS so bad they flew me to Atlanta and put us up at the Mandarin Oriental where, it seems, surreal Swedish death metal crooners One Direction were staying."

There was mention of this in an issue of Top Gear. It read: "MG has come up with the Icon concept, a car aimed at the customer who wants a car like a Nissan Juke but with the front end off an MGB. The customer is called Alan. He lives in Bromsgrove. He has cataracts."

There are station wagons besides the Acura. Used ones even!

Don't quite want to buy a crossover? The damn thing weighs two tons. It is a crossover, but thanks to the sloped rear it lacks both the cargo space and rear visibility of an actual crossover. It also lacks the structural rigidity, low center of gravity, and general agility of an actual sedan. So basically this car is…

It serves no purpose. This is, to me, the single most irritating car on the market. It lacks the hilarious excess of an X6, and driving one exclaims to the rest of the world "I have just enough money to make really awful decisions."

Sweet sticker. As if there aren't already half a dozen Abarth badges.

You're exactly right, and while I was going to write my own response I'll just reply to yours in the hope it gets bumped up in the comment order.

Ha, I did not know that about the ice runs. Honestly I was thinking Maginot Line was the go-to, but it makes no matter.

When dealing with a performance-oriented vehicle. ask any question that helps determine the automotive competence of the salesperson.

I think I like the new review format most for the introductory paragraph, which really gives y'all a good space to show off the writer's ability which, in this case, is substantial.

So excited y'all are doing retro reviews, you guys.

Wouldn't it be great if Molyneux had some sort of epiphany and started taking inspiration from Molydeux as a way to get back to his roots?

What I find amusing is that these posts are the equivalent of a parent taking away the cardboard box a child was playing with and replacing it with the toy that came inside the box.

To answer your question, I did ("I'll give you credit for essentially admitting this later on in the post, but how exactly is this any different from what Kinja is right now?").

"A time when the best of the best dick-joke craftspersons got their jokes placed front-and-center for the whole world to see, and you knew who the heavyweights were because their stuff was right there, and you had to go rooting around for the dregs."

Mercedes Benz W124 E-class. Bulletproof, and well before German luxury marks started adding electronics for the sake of electronics.

This, from part of an article about the refresh:

The television show Californication did just that, actually. Hank Moody, the main character, is famous in the show for writing the novel God Hates Us All, which was turned into a movie in the show's fiction.