Today I found myself in Las Vegas looking at Trump Tower while eating a Double Double at In-N-Out wearing this shirt. It was perhaps the most awesome moment of my entire life.

@TheBojangles: I second that, though I must ask what your allegiance to UA stems from (Owen, that is, not Bojangles).

@Manly McBeeferton: That's exactly what I shout when I decide foreplay is OVER.

So it is a park editor, just on a much larger scale.

6:28, and only because of Peugot and Fiat.

MKIII Supra FTW.

I didn't realize Jose Canseco was a two-sport athlete.

I will be very interested to see what the aftermarket support is like for this, manufacturer-backed or otherwise.

Part 5: ???

Front-wheel drive.

@magnakaiser: I read this post and that was the first thing to pop into my head. I certainly found myself in Mr. DJ's shoes the first few days I was in Beijing. I don' want to talk about what I had to do.

2010 Ford Taurus.

I'd just like to say that, as a former goalkeeper who faced many penalties, it is a hell of a lot harder to stop bottom-corner than top-corner shots.

@ted.pro: So...this?

Wait, wait, wait...alcohol-free wedding?

Valve by far. Presentation, intelligence, dark humor. Every Valve game feels like it takes place within the same universe, as if I could be playing Left 4 Dead and run into Gordan Freeman and Alyx Vance carrying a flag with a Spy and Engineer in hot pursuit.

@Fd3rsrz: Holy shit. It was a joke. Jesus Christ.

I'm confused. Is "Wanks for the memories!" supposed to be "Thanks for the memories!" or are you trying to get the whole Jalopnik community to go blind?

"...Gears 3's difficulty will also be scaled back, Epic claiming around 60% of players never bothering to finish the last game."

I destroyed everything on earth with the run-and-shoot Houston Oilers.