I played soccer with members of the National Team for a summer.

Yeah, but those ladies still pay the uterus tax, which means their athleticism is simply not the best. No offense and I totally support ladies’ sports, but it’s not competitive with guys.

Sorry, dude, I was really kidding about it being the “proper” way. I do think it sounds cool, tho. Perhaps pretension and douchiness is really related to one’s class, i.e. we poors can pronounce anything any way we fucking want to, no? So long as it’s in good fun and not to speak down to anyone while we’re doing it,…

Thanks, man, I’m a few generations from Glasgow so know almost nothing.

You ever seen a Pvblic building? Very, very creepy.

How’d you get past the duck lips?

You mean GTA, right?

Why doesn’t Trump just follow-up on Bush’s plan had all the evil genius that was needed?:

So, the Sioux and Cherokee consider themselves North Americans? I don’t think so.

You know who would elect a misogynist dipshit racist elitist to be POTUS?

Thanks for the details; they are fantastic, tho, no doubt.

Fair point, perhaps, but I doubt a Scot would agree with you (tho I’d like to be corrected if wrong).

I can’t speak to humorless, but I am a Scot, so I’ve been enslaved for at least a couple of hundred years longer than the Africans I love so much.

Even owners of 4th tier sports teams are cunty bastards. Believable.

To recap: he got pissed, took a piss, told a piss-poor lie, which pissed off his employers, who then told him to piss off.

My guess is that he will dance around questions about his suspension, then, when over, he’ll just waltz right back into the pool.

But might’ve scored better.

Aye, lad!

Scot, dude, Scot.

Maybe hiding under his desk as a 9 year old while a madman massacred a bunch of kids and teachers in his school left him with PTSDish anger management issues.