The friendship bar is adjustable.

Don’t invite Stephen Hawking. I mean for reasons other than not hearing his 1970s DEC Whatever voice yelling, “I be—lieve that was hold—ing.”

Dustin Byfuglien. Wow. With that name you know he can fight.

The fullback’s job is to start far back and then basically run as fast as he can headlong at the other team’s monsters, either with the ball or without. I can’t remember a fullback getting around the end and choosing to go out of bounds.

Maybe they fucked up fucking up.

Fuming, mostly, I imagine. And waiting for the next one.

How dare you, sir?!

Ironically, I know of one false rape accusation at UVA. Here’s the reality: many people lie to benefit themselves regardless of the harm caused to others. Those people have no defining characteristic beyond their narcisism and callous disregard for others, i.e. it’s not one race, gender, religion, or culture. Each…

Looks to me like they don’t want the poor kid to be destroyed before his body and game matures. It almost looks ... sensible.

... but you damn sure better not be in college if you want to profit from it.

... but you damn sure better not be in college if you want to profit from it.

#ProbableMaybe

#BearWithUs

Smiling?

That’s not the acronym for “Hail To The Racists”

#AwfulHashtags

Shit. I think my boxing fandom might have to come out of retirement for this one.

I don’t know for sure, but it looks to me like it might rhyme with Dolores.

Yeah, but it was 1D and, therefore, sucked.

I bet he gets a free taco bowl with that hair.

After seeing my wife consciously do something insane twice (give birth) and now this lady saying “[her back] still feels stiff”, I know for a fact that I will never be that tough. That makes calling a man a pussy so very wrong on multiple levels.