True story:

No — I repeat, NO — BJ is ever sloppy, do you understand me?!

Can we debate the usefulness to society of discussing that battle in the age of the Combined Arms Doctrine?

Cool work, brother, but only if we use that knowledge to prevent the catastrophe that would be the election of either DJT or HRC as Commander-in-Chief of the Greatest Military that has ever tread the planet Earth.

Infinite loop, my friend ;-)

If anyone wants, I can post the recipe for my “Sugar-and-Crisco no-bakes”.

Sometimes failure is the best outcome.

“It stops you from scratching your anus in your sleep.”

The internet is no place for nuance, good sir/madam?

They only complained because you decided to shop around.

That’s exactly what your therapist has been waiting to discuss.

Mansplain those douchy TMI microaggressions, dude.

And by worried you mean “can’t stop thinking about it”, right ;-)

Have you noticed the difference between the breathability of natural fabrics verses polyester?

How about, “Nothing that neither wears pants nor wipes its ass”?

People who are more like dogs than people can not possibly understand the difference between human and dog. That’s why they think it’s ok for their dogs to piss and shit all over our collective world.

I love that dude, but, man, he needs a MM prescription, stat!

I picked the wrong week to stop posting to DeadSpin.

But shouldn’t being SoS mean that all such meetings should be merit-based?

That’s because she wiped the hard drives.