The rumor is there's a lot of homemade videos on TaylorSwift.porn but nobody's been able to crack the password yet.

All television should go dim for a minute.

The Daily Show has learned its lesson: Always keep a hostage.

Seems to me Harry Nilsson had him beat long ago, by the direct method.

If nothing else, aging will prove that Deckard is not a replicant.

If you've got a region free player you can get a legit DVD from the UK.

The most un-Hollywood movie ever produced under the studio system. A character with problems that simply can't be solved is almost unknown in American commercial cinema.

Makes you happy they make you pay to get into movies . . .

Well, you know how Disney hates to exploit its films this way. It's all about the movies, man.

Sure, you can justify the bathroom tryst, but if somebody has to piss in the sink, let it be on your head. Oh, wait, that's a different fetish.

"Where am I?"
"In the Village."
"What do you want?"
"Information."
"Whose side are you on?"
"That would be telling. We want information."
"You won't get it."
"By hook or by crook, we will."
"Who are you?"
"The new Number Two."
"Who is Number One?"
"You are Number Six."
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"

It wasn't a matter of waiting to see the results before scheduling a sequel; it was a matter of presuming there would be a sequel and cancelling it if the results were that lousy. I think if you had to you could do a really cheap off-the-cuff Lego Movie sequel.

Just so long as L.A. still gets the Blade Runner Pyramid . . .

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty should have been a Jonathan Winters movie 50 years ago.

Could have asked Seth MacFarlane for some Conway Twitty footage . . .