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Uh huh. Whatever you say, Ivan.

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with

People like going to clubs and watching people tell jokes on stage. What’s next? People will watch video of people who go to clubs to watch people tell jokes on a stage? When will it end? .... ....

You forgot another good pair.

Because nothing says luxury like vinyl seats.

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

Look, what I’m saying is I don’t understand why. This isn’t about intelligence or personal character I did plenty of dirt in my life. I’ve been to jail a few times, made my fair share of mistakes, I’m not a perfect man. But this money we’re talking about. You’re gonna risk millions of dollars over “recreational

I don’t think that that is possible. The engine and the compressor generate incredible amounts of heat. Unless the car was in motion, I do believe that the engine would overheat and stall in way less time than an hour. Then the battery would drain since the key was still engaged and the blower would be running. Not to

So that is where the 710 fluid goes.......

Thats 30 whole PDK shifts. For those in the audience that only speak car.

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and

Pigs produce bacon. Fuck Iowa.

“Racial imbalances do not always disfavor minorities. Just look at the NBA, where the majority of the physical labor is performed by black people, but the ownership is almost exclusively white. Wait, what was my point?”

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

Still outrageous how Miami-Dade County fell for Loria hook line and sinker and allowed him to swindle them to the tuna $500 million.

Stupid sexy flounders.

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

You do know some of your readers are Deaf right? Not all of us can just “go over and listen” to your shitty ass podcast.