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If, as they went to such pains to explain, you can’t change the past through time travel, then it shouldn’t have mattered if they put the stones back.

Damn, I forgot Britta! But then she is the worst.

I count Shirley, Troy, Abed, Chang, and Dean Pelton... but I don’t recall seeing Annie, Pierce, Britta, or Jeff. What am I missing?

If it makes you feel any better, mostly everyone (guys and girls) cheered that part in my theater. :)

“The all-girl lineup while protecting the Iron Gauntlet.”

I heard a million incel neckbeard’s testicles shrink three sizes at that moment, only for us to hear about it in endless youtube videos in our future.

The LADY BUSINESS! scene backing up Carol Danvers was the shiiiiiiiit.

The whole middle 60-80 minutes of the movie dealing with time travel is probably some of my favorite stuff in the MCU. I’m a sucker for time travel stories anyway, but still.

I admire the commitment of the MCU to getting all the main cast from Community in their films eventually. Only three people to go guys! Two if we’re talking about Marvel-related films in general.

Hulk puts on the gauntlet and un-snaptures the snap. Then Velma Hawkeye’s wife calls him on his cell phone and she shows up on his caller ID.

A good couple’s costume along with sweatpants Spider-Man. 

I can finally dress up for Comic Con and not feel ashamed of my slob bod. 

I liked that even at his most depressed, Thor was still battling trolls, even if they were just online ones. 

everything is quantum. everything is quantum when you’re part of a team. everything is quantum when you’re living out your dream. 

I want to believe that Chris Evans really pushed to have his character say that, because it feels a little un Cap-like. That being said, I do like how 2019 Cap is just slightly more cynical and annoyed than his 2012 self during the fight, so maybe it’s not that much of a reach.

I wonder what Captain America said to Red Skull when he returned the Soul Stone. Must have been awkward.

I’ve often given this team of writers and directors credit for making pretty smart choices about how to subvert audience expectations and stay true to the characters, give the crowd huge moments without it purely being pandering (didn’t quite escape that trap here though, but hey it’s the final movie, it’s a love

Many people are now stoked that they have Thor’s physique.

So everyone brought back is 5 years younger than the Leftovers? Did half of Peter Parker’s high school class already or nearly finish college, and he’s still a junior?

Just a reminder, Ming-Na Wen is 55.

Clearly it’s the scene where he impersonates Michelle Pfeiffer and winds up holding hands with Michael Douglas. Show me that scene in any Zack Snyder/David Ayer dick-measuring contest movie.