I can’t access Urban Dictionary. What is CD short for? I don’t always get the latest lingo.

Depends on the charge.

That’s a really long time to keep an elephant in a cage. 

Young people barely know who Lou Reed is. This does look good though.

Not to be a dick but I would not say that Nico endures in the popular imagination. I doubt that hardly anyone under the age of 40 has the slightest idea who she is.

Exactly.  See also, locals are way more likely to turn their noses up at attempts to imitate beloved food traditions.

Only selling the regional chips in THEIR markets, rather than being like “taste of the (region)“ and mixed around is dumb. I’m in Texas and I want those goddamn Old Bay chips. I can get queso any time I want.

Why is it that every time that I see Fig and Caputo mentioned as a couple, the Addams Family theme pops into my head?

7. Caputo-Fig: So they have been living together?? Them being all domestic together is freaking me out, but I sort of like it.

I actually have really been liking Piper this season, though she is still Piper, so she is still annoying and self-centered. One little moment that spoke well for her in this episode was Gloria (one of the show’s moral centers) grudgingly telling the “white girl” that the kickball idea was actually a nice thing for…

While I agree that the final scene with Carol and Barbara felt like a stretch, it also did fit what we know of Ginger. Even though there guards are guards who are more corrupt and violent, there’s something about her that makes it clear that she doesn’t really view them as people. That out of all of the guards, she…

I’ve always loved Mackenzie Phillips and I feel the same way about her addition to the cast, she is a very believable villain!

I think that the point of the flashback for the killer sisters was not to help us understand how any one character came to be the way we see them at present, like the other flashbacks. They were used to horrify us beyond what could be done with a quick story about how these two killed their little sister.

Also:

Have you read anything that makes you understand Leopold and Loeb or the Menendez brothers or a thousand and one other young people, worldwide, who have gone out and murdered their parents or young kids? For every Ed Gein, traumatized by his mother, there’s a Jeffrey Dhamer who had loving parents.

Piper’s expression when Carol takes the Kickball event away from her was legitimately heartbreaking, especially after the lunch group. In turn her moment with Maria was genuinely heartwarming.

I will now luurve her forever. Thank you for this.

And Amy Adams all that is good and right in this world. I will not stand for this slander, AV Club!

Honestly, this might be the first time one of these “celebs: they’re just like us!” stories has actually worked on me. I’m an Amy Adams fan now! And even less of a fan of McLevy than ever for trying to put on airs and pretend he’s too good for fart jokes.

Zero Oscar wins, 5 noms. Hope she gets one someday.