I hope Reggie comes back at some point. Also, I wish somebody with more leverage had pointed out the director is completely replaceable too.

I know “___ is the name of my band” jokes are well past played out by this point, but An Oddly Vigorous Hula Dance would be an objectively awesome band name.

Instead of selling breakfast all day, they should sell french fries in the morning.

This site used to employ people who knew pop culture inside and out, this being a pop culture site and all. Now, it seems to be staffed by people who have heard of pop culture, like, maybe through a friend or older sibling.

I thought this was going to be about cinnamon babka.  I’m glad McDonald’s didn’t go that far out on a limb.

No hugging, no learning. Some touching.

If you give Don Jr. a stump, he will sit upon it awkwardly.

They just have Wayne Knight on standby with a bottle of milk.

For $3, I expect at least 75% of my daily intake of sodium.

Back when I was a rapper, I was MC Breakfast. True story.

This. I mean yeah I know it’s silly to correct someone on their Seinfeld reference, but the author has the entire scenario backwards and ought to get it right if they’re going to put it in the title of the article and everything. The “Top of the Muffin To You!” store was baking “muffin tops” by using shallow tins…

McDonald's in small towns are suprisingly high quality

Uh, they all suck.

And one Egg McMuffin has 750mg of sodium. That’s half the recommended daily intake.

The lesson is that selling only the muffin tops is actually a bad idea, since life can’t be all about the good things. Sometimes, you have to eat a stump. (The show doesn’t really go that deep, but that’s the subtext.)

Truth. Remember jerking off to a screen full of wavy static in which you sometimes saw a boob? Good times.

Boy, were you masturbating to some strange stuff.

Unless they start noticing the six-pound brick you keep lugging into the bathroom.

Yeah, if this really is his last (or one of his last) movies, what a hell of a way to go out. I can’t wait.

PPS There is a ridge cut sister pack ...