Kate McKinnon as Bond is way too interesting of a choice for it to actually happen.  My guess?  Some white guy.

Damn, didn’t realize Connery was that young. Still, I stand by Elba. One of the most BAMFs around, no disrespect to Boyega.

If we’re lucky, though, maybe McKinnon can really impress Boyle and he can convince the studio to cast McKinnon as the new Bond.

Those were bankers.  It’s okay to wreck their shit.

I’ve had people try to argue that “Sambo” isn’t racist, because the literary Sambo was fast! Also that “Mandingo” isn’t racist, because it’s implying that the black man in question has a big dick. They’re complimentary, therefore not racist! As if we needed empirical evidence that racists are fucking inbred, mentally…

Someone Disagrees......After all, He says he’s the LEAST racist person!

The people there are too old and slow, and the servers are too young and fast. I have seen a poor old guy try to flag down a waitress for nearly 15 minutes in that place before.. I didn’t help him.. but.. that’s my sin.

As a customer I’d like to see a color coding system for how a restaurant pays their employees:

I have never understood people complaining about this. Like, if the character has a computer with a Dell logo on it, do you really think Dell paid for that? That is what computers look like, shut the fuck up.

If a customer is being too handy and grabby, then maybe they should.

Maybe the color coding system could include text labeling as well for that kind of situation.

Jojos are undeniably great, but let’s not undersell the fried magic that are knishes and latkes!

“You can take our lives, but you’ll never take our malt vinegar!”

I like to think I’m a connoisseur of fried potatoes. 

Ranch dressing is the most appropriate dip for jojos. Honey mustard is the next best. Only desperation would lead me to eat my jojos with ketchup.

In sci-fi there’s never any new pop culture in the future.

Or drop him off somewhere fun like….I'd like to see how he'd do in Sparta or feudal Japan…

I saw it in the theater as a kid and really liked it. It's gonna be hard to top David Warner as Jack the Ripper

They can't all be Indians fans, surely.

Yes, it's as if people suddenly have an urgent desire to go back in time to avoid some huge disaster that happened recently in the past, sometime around November of 2016.