Nobody does.

The only acceptable answer is Keanu Reeves.

It’s already a felony in some states to make a false police report.

Not to mention, those women absolutely could have killed you under the right (well...wrong) circumstances.

No. This isn’t confusing. Do not sexually harass people. Period. Even if their employer exploits their sexuality. Even if they dress in a provocative manner.  Even if they put their sexuality on display... etc. etc. etc.  

What is professional attire for a sideline reporter in 90 degree weather and high humidity?

and as I languish in the grays...

I’m curious as to how they get away with using your exact name!  I looked at their comment history and... wow.

Homicide only refers to the manner of death, i.e., death at the hands of another, as opposed to suicide which is death by ones own hand.  It actually has nothing to do with intent--this is just a very poorly written blog.  She is charged with murder with malice, which in California is defined as murder with disregard…

It WAS legal up to 20 weeks at the time this happened.

Ah yes. I forgot that here at Jez we should never let anyone grab us without consent *unless* that person is BRITNEY.

What is it that he is supposed to be apologizing for?

Tell me you don’t know how to calculate child support without telling me you don’t know how to calculate child support.

“multiple” more victims were accusing Majors of harm

Part of my law practice is criminal defense, but I’m pretty picky about which cases I take.  I could probably make a decent living taking ONLY clients who are facing domestic violence charges but are in fact long-time victims themselves.

Even if someone could overlook the move at the ceremony... how does an employer overlook “I am always in the right”?

What a dumb statement to make about public defenders in general.  Also, this attorney is a POS, sure, however Dew is as devout as far right Christian conservatives claiming to be pro-life.

“For the record, I’m not saying he is a creepy...”  a creepy what?  Please edit.  Please.

Much disrespect to Jezebel for their poor writing on anything law related.

Remember that youtube family who essentially “rehomed” their adopted child because he was on the autism spectrum?  Hell really is other people.