Throwing one out there: John Spartan from Demolition Man.
I mean, if your name is “John Spartan”, you either have to be an action hero or a porn star. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

This, admittedly, is not completely fair, but every time I hear one of these after-the-fact stories, I can’t help but think “how brave of this person to sit on the story right up until that celebrity becomes radioactive enough that I can share it with no risk.”

“Actor yelled at me 20 years ago” is not a news story.

Fibi?

Nowadays Teslas are so common that the average Camry/Corolla/slow driver now owns one, and they’re on the fast lane impeding the flow.

Trucks with flags.

Any truck with modified suspension.

I would argue that if they have a 300 credit score and driving without a license, that they are in fact, idiots.

Squatted trucks. I don’t need to say anymore.....

Ok, I thought that this was cool until I saw the price. $1k for this? That’s the exact same price as the Traeger wifi pellet grill/smoker I’m looking at buying right now. Sure with accessories that’s probably going to be a hundred or so more, but it’s also a grill so it’s not taking up yet more space from your deck or…

$1,000?  Woah 

This. While my mother was on her most recent cruise, her water heater burst and flooded her condo. And of course, I was at my place in Maine 1700 miles away that week. Nieghbors called me. I got workmen in there to rip up the sodden carpet and dry things out, and plumber to replace the water heater before she got…

How do reasonable people capable of critical thinking or at least, not drowning in the shower, see all those hurricane evacuation route signs & not think, ‘Oh, this area gets severe weather. I should be cautious w/ my belongings.’
Same thing happens when folks move there w/o thought to how many bridges are btwn them &…

It’s FAR superior.

So far, I have a perfect record of not going on a cruise, so things like this haven’t befallen me. So far. 

Well said, people forget that dictators and fascists eventually come for them.

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

The universe hates us, that's why we can't have nice things.

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Take your star!