I am literally typing a response.

Disney, if you ever want me to pay $100 a day or more at one of your parks again, you will build this.

Truth.

“And here’s actor Mark Hamill, known not just for playing Luke Skywalker but for voicing the Joker in the Batman Arkham video game series, nailing it”

It’s one of those foods where you have to just accept the grease and wash your hands after.

“Greasy”? My good sir or madam the term we must use is JUICY not “greasy”.

Fuckin hell, what aren’t people apologizing for? if you cant say words that dont even mean the slur a majority of people think they mean AND we cant say made up words that maybe kinda look like a slur, what the fuck hope is there?

Funny how ultra violence is ok but genitalia needs to removed. I wonder if people even realize how strange that is to people who have a healthy view on nudity

Cable Companies: Hey, current subscriber! Here’s a mail advertisement offering super high-speed internet and premium cable channels for a great low price! But it’s only for NEW subscribers, not loyal customers who have been with us for years. Because fuck you, that’s why!

I’ve struggled with this, but as women have explained it to me...

1] Unless the woman in question has asked for my opinion or approval about what they’re wearing (or not wearing), my opinion does not matter. Feminist empowerment has everything to do with allowing each woman to decide what to do with their bodies,…

...Why not just have a “Helmets Always On” checkbox in the options menu?

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He’s said similar thing about the Type 25 as well. There is something to be said about a man who summited what many consider the greatest challenge as an automotive engineer, only to turn around and go “Hmmm...actually building shit for people to use is quite difficult. Let’s see how I do” and doing some really cool…

So...don’t keep soda in my mouth for 19 days. Got it.

I’m in Tucson and am perfectly fine with indoor temps in the low to mid 80s. Some family members say it’s too warm when they come to visit, but it’s a nice way to get them to leave quicker. lol

Sat as I type in boxers, windows open and fan on, still betty swollocks here

Have you ever asked for it rare? It’s 70/30 beef last time I checked, so it shouldn’t be dry if prepared correctly.

My battery actually drains slower than ever without the feature. Because I can’t track down nearby Pokemon.

Our game is broken, so before we fix it we’re gonna release it in more places.