Ugh, this looks like the ‘Cat’-mobile...

He wants to laugh maniacally when blowing shit up. His agenda is that he finds his terror comedic. He’s basically the Joker.

RIP.

This is what doing your job looks like, to any who may still be confused by it, or operating under childish and uninformed opinions on Games Journalism.

Bob: I brought some whiskey!

I wish I could star your comment 72 times

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Have you been in touch with a lawyer? If it had its shipping label, that’s a pretty hard case for UPS to win...

My formula for a flight is to go in on an empty stomach and order a beer ASAP— the hoppier the better. Then immediately another. Depending on the situation, a third one may be required. The hunger plus the beers will soon make me sleepy, and asleep is the (legal) state which will best allow me to ignore the insult of…

This is pretty cool... I need to get around to buying this

“Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!”

The craziest rumour I’ve seen is probably this:

My theory: Kylo Ren does not have a British accent. Rey does. Therefore Rey is actually the villain in this movie.

Saw a crazy rumor:

Hahaha, I love it. A little curious about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, though.

Well, yes and no. Neil deGrasse Tyson said it really well: “If we have the technology to transform another planet into Earth then we have the technology to transform Earth back into Earth.

wait, hasn’t the world already decided that Chris Brown is a piece of shit?

I suddenly feel very old

That's pretty cool, I'd love to try some of those.

@Pete Gaines: you probably couldn't have expected much more sympathy, beginning with a story about driving like a tool.