Gotta give the man two BIG thumbs up for using my favorite brand of pliers, Knipex.

Why does Nick Fury look like he has a bears head, wearing an eye patch?

Or, you could go the more expensive/reliable way and purchase a toilet auger. They go from about $40.00 up to $60+, but are WELL worth the expense. Usually takes less than 6 minutes and takes care of even the most solid of blockages.

Forget Surge, I'd rather have some Vault zero. Miss that stuff.

You could always make home made butter and use the buttermilk from that to make the sour cream.

But didn't they just "win" the case against paying the artists more? If so then WTF?

But that means following directions, who has time for that?

that was VERY humane lol

As far as the beans hack, I use my can opener on the bottom of the can, while holding over the pot.