America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Hands down, my favorite scene in the entire show.

I haven’t seen a six day beating this bad since 1967.

Hopefully this generation of defenders can hold a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of the super bowl ?

All of my time on this site has led to this moment.

Man, don’t wish this clogged toilet of a franchise on Kaepernick. That’s fucked up.

Considering we have a president who lost by 3 million votes, a Supreme Court with 4 of 9 Justices who were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote, and a Congress where Democrats have received more votes in both chambers since 2012, but recently just gained power due to gerrymandering and smaller states…

Your boss will not save you when push comes to shove

I thought that SB Nation would be happy with wider online exposure.

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl and offer him a ring, would he take it?

Hiding in the slots and bolting at the wrong time in a way that catches the eyes of officials is what Michael Bennett does for a living.

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

love too use the logo of a sports team known for its foreign-born superstars to be the symbol of my anti-immigration movement

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

I wonder who Caleb Porter thought was the better team! Ahh there is nothing sweeter on God’s green earth than Portland tears.

WTH is it with Portland fans being such dicks all the time? Don’t your beards, craft brews, and single speed bikes help quell the pain of not quite being a real city?

For real though, they probably should have run the ball at the one.

Is this story fact or fiction? I hope Pete Carroll can figure out the truth.