I’m reminded of when I was watching a Parks & Rec rerun the other day. Leslie had been awake for something like 40 hours because of telethon, and she drove to Ann’s house afterward. The joke was that she was so sleepy she parked her car on Ann’s front lawn, and I found myself wondering if you could get away with the…

WATCH MY SHOW OR I’LL SHOOT THE DOG

Mark Millar Licks Goats.

Oh god Super 8.

God I hope Episode IX is just an homage to The Force Awakens.

It doesn’t have the Kanye West song in it? That’s an automatic D grade

FWIW, the watering-down began in the godawful second half of Daredevil’s second season. (And it’s *still* better than anything else in those episodes.)

So this is what an abusive relationship feels like.

The first teaser was pretty good but the more promos I see for The Punisher, the more I fear the old adage ‘too much of a good thing’ applies here.

Hey Kinja! Whoa, double posts, huh? All right! See you later.

I am going to use this phrase daily from now until they put me in the cold, cold ground.

Trying so hard not to masturbate to this... O.o

Technically, a documentary on fucking is just called a “porno.”

“We focus so much on the unfortunate ones who died. What this movie focuses on is the survivors, the ones who absorbed the goat balls and gained super-sexual goat powers. I want to tell their story, because it’s also my story.”

A The Men Who Stare At Goats sequel?

a The Informant sequel?

Yeah, every Trek fan worth his salt knows that the Kirk double chop is the most dangerous move in his arsenal.

The best Kirk move is where he breaks a choke-hold, then brings his hands down to chop both sides of the opponent’s neck.

“wow, I’m so sorry, I totally misread the situation.”

He’s a lover, not a fighter. It’s all fore-play for him until Kirk chucks that rock at him.