Well, yeah. That's just rude.

It really can be two things!

Are you a cop? You have to tell us if you're a cop.

I look forward to Captain Underpants taking on an outsized role in the Justice League film.

Just so long as they don't try to split the difference like with that Tintin movie and have cartoony characters with 'realistic' flesh and pores and shit.

Limited number of shots you can get with both dick and face in the frame. Guns you can pose with all sorts of ways!

Oh god I barely remember anything from the Silmarillion - which isn't surprising given that I'd forget most of what happened a chapter or two after having read it. Was this the one where the dude got pinned to the side of a tower by an arrow through his hand?

I feel like if you're gonna get a tattoo in Elvish, having that quote as a tramp stamp is really the only way to go.

There's an Alain Delon movie where he gets shot in the first 20 minutes or so and spends the rest of the movie dealing with this nasty bullet wound. I can't recall the title at the moment but it's pretty great.

From a strictly fiction-based perspective: Guns are "cool" because they are a literalized, external focus of a character's agency. The gun becomes a lever for enforcing their will. Distinguishing between power fantasies and the simpler but more powerful agency fantasy is worth noting, solely because this is the shared…

That doesn't make any sense. By that argument we shouldn't be seeing any other zombies at all. I'm not saying we take a 10 minute detour into their lives, just a character beat where Blaine walks in acting strangely and Don E. makes fun of him for being on goth girl brain or whatever.

Maybe it's just a numbers thing. 13 is more than 8, so it must be better. Typical Americans, I tell you.

13 Reasons Why Vol. 2: And Another Thing…

Let's be honest, if we went trawling through A.V. Club commenter's houses and dragged them into the harsh light of day, you'd likely end up finding similarly godawful horrors.

Netflix knows what the people want, and what they want is… suicidal teenagers, apparently?

Another speedster Kryptonian?

Kaitlin Olson is a national goddam treasure on the strength of her "god dammit" alone.

Turns out he was actually murdered by the Faberge Egg-style thingie that turns into a flying mechanical bird for no reason at the end.

So… Battle Royale but with recognizable actors? Or like, a movie version of that claymation Celebrity Deathmatch or whatever it was called.

That would make sense, considering the paste is just a mashup of different brains.