I think Los Espookys is all I need from this. 

26 years for 3 bottles? They must be really serious about their booze in Vermont. Is this one of those Prohibition laws?

“Soldiers Of The Sea” is in regular rotation for my writing playlist. Golden Idol’s soundtrack is good, if not as good - which is kind of where the game falls aesthetically in comparison to Obra Dinn across the board, honestly.

Another rapidly declining tech company branching off into TV-style content screams “pathetic” more than “scary.” Also, is Vanessa Hudgens really this desperate for work?

And Halloween comes annually, priming the market.

No, Who was in the first movie.

Did you like Rogue One? Because Andor is like that, but even more character- and tone-focused. It reminds me more of The Americans than it does Star Wars, and that’s great as far as I’m concerned.

You would think that Carpenter would have been the one to get into woodworking.....

*deeply inhales*
Yup, still smells as sweet.

Dooooooo it. I am not one for hyperbole, but this show is basically saving Star Wars.

I’m still hoping she cameos in a Christopher Guest comedy, seeing as they’ve been married for 38 years.

Ends the same, but the families come together in grief and then a waiter slips on a banana peel and falls face first into a lemon meringue pie.

The Fog is still great fun. I don’t think Prom Night has held up as well.

And also...how is scrolling on a phone an inherently effeminate or self-important gesture? It’s the sort of semi-random assortment of signifiers you throw together into vaguely joke-like form when you’re just shooting the shit with your friends. Sure, you get a laugh, but more because of the context of shooting the…

A lot of these guys miss the fact that their cultural touchpoints haven’t changed in 40+ years and are now irrelevant, and chalk it up to “woke” culture. Like, Jerry Seinfeld had an article where he complained that this joke didn’t land:

I love John Cleese. I wish he’d shut his goddamn mouth so I can continue loving John Cleese.

Once-talented and respected comedian senses he’s drifting away from the cultural zeitgeist, panics, blames the woke mob/PC police/kids these days for his problems instead of trying to learn something new, becomes tedious, unfunny crank. Tale as old as time.

omg, I think we’re related

My family can trace its lineage back to the first humans.