If it was porn, they’d use a $30 butt, not a $30,000 fake butt.

So I guess you could say, he was trying to get a rimshot, amirite?

Racists who are more comfortable with family fucking than race mixing? Well now I’ve seen everything.

The T***p miasma continues.

He comes into one scene in Backdraft and steals the whole thing.

I ascribe every mistake in an AV Club article to the writer having to put their phone down when some frikken *tourist* comes in an asks for ‘a coffee’, necessitating the writer rolling their eyes and walking them through the coffee *experience*.

What the article fails to mention is that Sutherland looked like this the whole time while giving Martell that advice...

“Intimacy Contractor Footwear”

I’ll give the guy credit: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

I don’t know what he was like in the 90s, but I do think a lot of actors who have a big role and then spend years struggling to get work again afterwards are particularly susceptible to this kind of shit. Because when you mentally have to accept one of the following: (a) you’re not a very good actor, you lucked into…

Ridley Scott in hooker boots? Wow!

Give the man a break. He needs to get cracking if he’s to finish his quota of articles about “Don’t Worry, Darling” before midnight.

The trailer seemed terrible to me, like one of those creepypasta movies. I’m surprised by how positive the review is, so maybe it’s like The Empty Man and just easily mistaken for trash if you haven’t seen it.

“Bacon is onscreen in nearly every scene”

His future is bright.  SUPER bright.  Nuclear fusion bright.

Oh cool, what happens on Scariff? I’ve become quickly attached to Cassian and want to know how bright his future is. 

This whole article seems an overly desperate stretch

The idea that putting others at risk because you think it looks cool is ok. That covers more than just street racing. It includes shit like the Carolina Squat, stretched tires, severe camber, and any other visual mod that negatively impacts the safety of the car.

It’s truly hard for me to imagine looking at a world full of busy people going about their lives and think that something’s wrong with them because they’re not paying more attention to me.

Oh, just one more thing. About those beads: you said they were your wife’s. Well, the strange part is I distinctly remember her saying she doesn’t like butt stuff. I figured maybe she was just embarrassed to admit it, but I couldn’t stop thinking about it. So we checked her phone, and do you know what we found? No…