“Your honor, blame it on the juice.”

I’d be more ok with this deadening treadmill of constant remakes and reboots if more of them were able to “get” what worked about their predecessors. So few of them do and end up feeling like watching some other kid playing with your action figures.

In fact, I’d argue the cast was one of the only good things about that movie. It took funny actors and saddled them with the dumbest one-liners, choppiest editing, laziest plot, and clunkiest pacing in recent memory.

June 18, 2009

Oh I’m sorry, is that not why we’re here?

He should give it back - or else how is that kid going to learn to paint??!

But if don’t eat hydrogenated oil, how am I going to get my daily recommended value of hydrogen?!

So, what he’s saying is, nothing compares 2 her

Someone online pointed out that Ben Shapiro has now uploaded more minutes of ranting about Barbie movie than the entire runtime of the Barbie movie.

There was a teen girl who made up a story about how her parents were godless leftists who were going to kick her out of the house for being a Christian “Blacks for Trump” supporter, started a GoFundMe, and raised $100,000s from the dumb hicks in an afternoon.

This is Georgia O’Keefe erasure!

I wanna go antiquing in Santa Fe with Robert Downey Jr. 

Pretentious? More like portentous. 

This is just the set-up for the Oppenheimer Cinematic Universe (OCU), with Opp in an Iron Man role and General Groves as Nick Fury:

So, why not have both?

“The last remaining genuine movie star”

No I’m talking about Matt Damon!

Stars are actually mostly made of hydrogen and helium - carbon is only a small % of the synthesized heavier elements in their cores. 

I once read that the four British guys who did the main voices for that weird Yellow Submarine cartoon movie from the 60s were actually started a band together!

Fun fact: did you further know that guy who played the Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth (1986) also released a few albums?