Fun bird fact: Bald Eagles don’t actually make that screeching call shown in movies. In real life, they have a pretty weak and chirpy call.

“Fucked are the poor, for they are lazy and filthy parasites to me.

Except for in Warcraft 1, where the Horde and Alliance had the exact same unit set, just with different skins/names! That’s balance!

“The equation....for gravity... is LOVE!”

We asked JAMES CAMERON which brand of hummus he prefers! He shrugged and said “uhh I don’t really buy my own groceries...”. Here’s a RECAP of this ICONIC MOMENT (Slide 1/179)

Get this: TWO different movies are coming out ON THE SAME WEEKEND!

“I am become two thumbs up, seer of good movies.”

I have bad news for you about Walter Matthau. Are you sitting down? 

Wait, what?

Billy, are you FRIDGING the use of trope analysis? 

I will see this, and I’ll probably like it well enough, but more than anything I’m so excited to stop hearing about this movie. Every subway ad, pop-up, news article, instagram meme, twitter joke, even conversation with coworkers, is about the goddamn Barbie movie. Can’t wait for some new topics!

Their first year since 2014? Shit, I’ve had 8.5 years since then!

Idk, I think “blonde women” is definitely a brand!

I thought we were done hearing about this guy

Great just what we need, TALLER vehicles.

“It’s really confusing for me that it’s so different than the person that I married because that’s who I loved and that’s who I remember,” Kardashian says

Fuck Chinese imperialism (and imperialism in all forms) - but bans like this just make these countries look insecure and neurotic. If a movie about barbie dolls “denigrates your sovereignty” than I’m not sure how much self-respect you have!

I can sympathize - when I was younger, I too once had aspirations of being somewhat smart and cool.

I was going to quip that Little Women was also “adapted IP” but turns out that book’s in the public domain now, so. 

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?