That’s like stealing your neighbor’s lawnmower, shooting his dog, and then giving him his own lawnmower back as an apology. 

“It saddens me that the media is often seeking to divide us...”

I heard he hooks up with Fluorine on rare occasions, though

What if redneck tow truck

Are these Chinese/Feng Shui elements? Is there Metal? 

Hey, at least Vegas gives you a free buffet dinner while they’re fleecing you! 

I also liked the parallel scene of trying-to-recover-sex-addict Dom being surrounded by dozens of hot women at the bar, trying not to stare, fighting off his addiction.

I did love the juxtaposition of Harper saying “men are lonely because they are hyper-competitive alpha jerks” with the cut to Ethan and Cam seeming to have a huge amount of sincere fun on jet skis BECAUSE they’re being competitive alpha jerks (racing, playing chicken, etc).

Thank you for your research! I feel like I just received a Private Investigator’s stake-out file :D

Yeah it’s a fun and interesting theory - but you have to imagine that Portia would say “oh and also my boss speaks to an invisible man and makes me hide from him”

-Snarling rabies-foamed pit bull who has mauled four children

Mark Rylance using that strange whispery boyish voice to play a creepy redneck Hannibal Lecter just seems right!

Right? As I mentioned on an earlier comment even Jake, last show’s closest thing to a “villain”, made sense in his own context (especially once you meet his mom) and he wasn’t just an asshole for the sake of the plot needing to have an asshole.

I love the “snobs vs snobs” dynamic of the two hot couples:

And that mission where they require you to brutally kill Gritty was really unnecessary.

Butter in the crust? A general hatred of joy? 

Reminds me of the anecdote from the production of A Ghost Story where Rooney Mara’s character is supposed to eat chocolate pie.

You misunderstood her, “he’s boring, grey and dull like pea soup” is a glowing compliment from a British person.

Benoit is right: Clue is a terrible game. Badly balance, badly paced, too much downtime, not enough sense of “escalation”. 

I mean, that’s the joy of this show - nearly all the characters are both obnoxious AND understandable in equal measures. There’s no pure good guy vs bad guy dynamic.