“Sure they spray liquid shit in my face... but they promise to spray even MORE liquid shit in the faces of immigrants, POCs, and gays. So they got my vote!” - GOP voter, wiping fecal rivulets from his brow.

“My culture is not a costume!” - slobs

“I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much!” - Kanye West

There’s a man in back of this place. He’s the one who’s doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.

Love that - Wednesday moves to a new public school where everyone thinks she’s a cool edgy scene girl, and the dumb jocks think she’s hot and mysterious and want to date her. Everything she does to try and spook them just makes her even more popular, which she hates. That’s a comedy right there!

Oh my god, truly chaotic evil:

Don’t worry: there’s still The Drew Barrymore Show!

If this Hogwarts for Goth Girls existed, and they can afford it, and her parents both attended, why did they keep sending her to normie public high schools again and again?

Bold of her to have opinions about violence when she was the one who pushed Alexander Skarsgård down a staircase!

I hope Ezra’s PR person is paid TOP dollar and has a generous liquor stipend. 

He really does have one of the most faces

mr warner brothers you could have saved her i gave you all the clues ⛄️

Ezra: “Oh yes certainly, Mr. Zaslav... I’m happy to let you know my whereabouts. Why in fact... I’m inside your house right now! BWAHAHAAHA!”

“I can do all things through Xenu who strengthens me” 

My favorite historic use of fuck is in a 1528 manuscript, where the monk tasked with copying the text had apparently had enough of his meddling boss and scrawled “fuckin’ abbot” in the margins.

They’re just setting up for a meta multiverse movie where Ezra-Miller-as-the-Flash fights against the violent supervillian Real-Life-Ezra-Miller

If you’ve got Hulu for the month and love “badass women in historical settings vs an impossible foe” genre, I recommend The Great!

I made it!

Always a fan of Bioshock’s genetic plasmid that turns your hand into a beehive to launch a swarm of angry bees at your enemies!

Eh, ICTM:DHR is over-rated. I prefer “My 600lb Midget Swamp Wedding”