Men watch TV like this!

Unless you’re being cast on Breaking Bad. That show had a very bald-inclusive workplace. 

They are privileged because they’re still young, so they have great skin and bodies, as opposed to us fat old haggard people. 

“That’s a tough dress to fill.” - Kim Kardashian didn’t have any issues overfilling it! 

What a sad life. 

I dunno, a review that is is too dependent on puns can quickly...run out of steam

Get outta the comments, Kathleen Kennedy!

Look buddy, they already told you: “Somehow, Palpatine returned.” What more do you need to know?!

“Sure, the Empire is a genocidal regime of terror - but when the Rebels damaged those AT-AT Walkers on Hoth, that was taking it too far. Those are private property! Whatever happened to peaceful protest?” -

And I didn’t see any desert planets! 

Like most culture war nonsense, it’s all just bad-faith trolling for an ulterior financial motive.

Definitely: F can stand for “Funny Because It’s So Bad” or “Fascinatingly Bad”. A D- never means that.

What are the odds they sub in the current “spunky charming sexy young action lady”: Ana de Armas

Oppenheimer: “I am become death, the destroyeBWAAAAAAAAAMMP!”

The other man responded: “I can fight emus”

Imagining a world where the Soviet film production continued and they now have a massive “People’s Bureau of Visual Effects Production”

“Wait, isn’t he supposed to be holding a briefcase in this scene? Where’s the props guy?”

“What exactly would you like us to do—go over there and teach them pronouns?”

<insert his famous crying salute .gif>

Couple D’s and C’s lately! AV Club is spicy!