“Chief Hopper needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine”

I mean, I can see how you’d be confused by the helmet shape - but canonically they are not and narratively, they are quite different personalities.

There was a Lego set a while back that had the normal Byers house on one side, but the whole set could be flipped over to the Upside Down version, which was the same house structure, but built with black and grey and dark blue pieces and covered in vines. It was pretty clever!

Well at least he’s a famously gracious host - why just last night, he had an old friend for dinner!

To be fair, “Dr. Julius Hammer” sounds like supervillian’s given name before he falls into a vat of chemicals. 

“The fan, the shit hit. The hell out of there, I got.”

And by mid-season, the show will just mysteriously transform into The Mandalorian, Season 4.

I specifically went to Philly for the Barnes Foundation building & collection, and it was worth the trip.

Yeah I said the same thing before I came out :D 

GIVE WILL A BOYFRIEND

Kurt Vonnegut: “There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: godammit, you’ve got to be Richard Kind.”

You mean: “Is Volunteer Proofreader the commenter you’re trying to start a war with?”

You have my attention...

Minor quibble: did boys have the first name “Cody” in the 1950s? (he was presumably born in the late 1940s)

Why would a late 15th century proto-surrealist painter show up?

More Murray Bartlett? Count me innn!

Lou Reed? Velvet Underground? GET AN EDUCATION MAN! 

Which is a shame, bc I really liked it - before it was in 40% of trailers. 

I even enjoyed some elements of the other parks. The idea that rich American assholes want to play Wild West, while rich British assholes want to play Raj Colony, while rich Japanese assholes want to play samurais....the era when each of their nations was “dominant and cool” - in spite of all the exploitation and…

In Season 1, the twists were mostly interesting and kept the audience on their toes. If you rewatch it knowing about the parallel timelines, the logic actually holds up.

In Season 3, the twists were sloppy, unearned, logically inconsistent, and existed solely because “this show has twists”.