Where did all the old writers go? Long time passing.
Where did all the old writers go? Long time ago
Where did all the old writers go?
Young girls have picked them every one.
Oh when will they ever learn?
Oh when will they ever learn?

It’s not even as interesting as “outrage boners” - if this article had been FULL RAGE about how digitally resurrecting dead performers is morally wrong and represents everything disgusting about postmodern media culture, it would have at least been an interesting take. 

In a sort of cross-generational circle-jerk. Delicious.

I liked the ending of Ex Machina!

Doctor Strange and the Kinnearverse of Madness

Ok.

If anything, she has a househusband! 

If I’ve seen an infinite number of multiverse movies on an infinite number of timelines, then does any of them really matter? Does anything? I’m gonna be come a supervillian and kms using an evil bagel! 

“Why WowBOBWow’s Violent Hatred of Dogs is a Symptom of Toxic White Masculinitiy (Slide 1/172)“

“Let people not enjoy things!” 

“An uneasy but endlessly intriguing nexus between sex, horror and technology”: The AV Club

Nile steamboat pulls to the shore, Gal Gadot disembarks and glides down the dock, her face and voice conveying wholly unrecognizable emotions.

Can confirm, commute via subway time machine. Occasionally interesting but mostly a hassle. Especially since most timelines land you in a gaseous lava-world before life evolved.

San Francisco / Mountainview? :) 

(whispers) “Buddy, the grift is the use for it”

Nah man you don’t get it man it’s like decentralized and shit, you know? Like, it’s like, there’s not like The Man telling us how to um...I mean shit it’s like decentralized dawg, know what I mean?

“Um, I would name one thing, but you’d have to be like super-super-smart like me to understand it, which you are not, so um I can’t tell you. Also its a secret”

Hi! I studied Nahuatl linguistics, so I can provide a little color here! Xochitl means “flower” in Nahuatl, the language of the Aztecs.

Murray:
You don’t get with your bandmate’s girlfriend! You get a love triangle, Fleetwood Mac situation, no one gets along! Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.

I saw No Way Home on an airplane recently, having seen exactly zero other Marvel movies or shows in my life. I think I saw some of the first Tobey Maguire Spiderman when I was a small child.