What, a penal colony on our NICEST islands?

Quirked-up white They, with a little bit of swag, busts it down felony assault style...is he boofed on the sauce?

BUhhhh why do you use “they” to refer to a singular person! I’m so confused! I can’t figure out a single thing in this article! Is it even in English?! 

I hadn’t seen that before. Now I’ve cringed so hard I sprained my cringe muscle. I’ll be sending you a doctor’s bill, thanks.

They should slowly, one by one, replace each of the characters with CGI replicas over the course of the season, until the finale is just pure uncanny valley, with one of those David Lynch ominous buzzing sounds playing over the entire soundtrack before CGI Garlin screams and it cuts to black.

“How much more 80's shit is there left to to mine?”

“Assium Pullandio!” (flicks wand)

He’s just on his own rails! 

Variety Reporter: “Tells us more about you new movie at Cannes!” 

We had a solidified content vertical in our bathroom plumbing last year - the RotoRooter guy couldn’t clear it (still charged us though) and we had to replace the whole drain trap.

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“a performance artist who enters a chrysalis to showcase the metamorphosis of his organs in avant-garde performances.”

More than Xumo and Stirr, but less than Bazinga and Shplounce - in other words, about the same as Yoink and Dingus.

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I loved how the movie committed and committed to its wacky jokes to the point that they stopped being just jokes and became sincere subplots.

In defense of those nurses, I would also be disturbed if I were being hit on by a dead person!

Seeing as you’re the first person to mention woke in this case (the word doesn’t appear in the article), it seems you are the one making it mean whatever you want it to.

Netflix Exec:  “You know that story about the hook-handed hitchhiker?”

the 84-year-old actor allegedly made an inappropriate joke that was sexual in nature.
- “Ah ok, so this is just an old dude telling off-color jokes because he doesn’t know times have changed. We all have grandpas like that!”

As someone who watched and enjoyer the show, I disagree that it makes her inscrutable at all.