I think it’s pretty safe to say that, like passengers on Musk’s “hyperloop” bullet train, cybertruck owners won’t ever exist.

They’re too busy repairing their shattered garage floor after parking their new 74-ton truck.

“The safest and scariest place on earth.” - I think Missoula has their new tourism slogan!

Honestly, after seeing Quan’s comedic and action chops in Everything Everywhere, Crystal Skull could have been so much better with Short Round in the “next generation protegé” role, instead of Shooby LaDoof.

Every single review is written by Dr. Arnold Vernon Clubb, PhD (Media Studies)

Did you catch her delightfully strange out-of-nowhere cameo in Ad Astra, a decidedly non-comedic sci-fi action/drama? She plays Natasha Lyonne on Mars.

I asked Native American coworker what they thought about it (because it was used in a training material at work) and they said they thought it meant “Bisexual People of Color”

For some reason non-binary/trans issues always brings out these strange bad-faith weirdos.

I think that’s called sophistry!

The key difference here is that “Latinx” is not used by that community (a recent survey found that fewer than 30% of Latin people had even heard of that term) and every Latin person I know finds it offensive at worst and goofily perfomative at best.

Fun fact: you are not an ally! 

Listen Ms Rowling, you don’t need to comment on EVERY article about every actor in your shitty new movie.

Academy Member 1: “We need a bigger audience of regular folks - more skits, comedy, populist movies, it should be a big dumb fun show with huge ratings”

Best Ensemble is a category in many other awards shows that would be great at the Oscars - a perfect fit for movies like Knives Out, Ocean’s 11, Breakfast Club, etc. 

Have you tried the new Impossible Infant Blood? It’s plant-based, but you can barely tell - tastes just like real adrenochrome! 

Exactly - there’s a museum near me going through the same poor crisis management. They have a great collection of paintings and artifacts that art-loving tourists and locals come see, but numbers are declining overall.

I agree that would be super fun, but I’m also pretty sure that’s the last thing any of those directors would want to spend their Jan-Feb doing (if they even had the time). 

“We don’t care about movie soundtracks, soooo boringggg right? - but we definitely want to make sure there’s enough time for Everyone’s Favorite Amy Schumer to tell a “Don’t Look Up...the reviews!” pun.”

Being that it was the fireplace gas line, it would have been methane (which is also pretty odorless, but is scented with that famous sulfuric egg smell)

Russia’s greatest love machine?