Embarrassing story time. When I first moved to Los Angeles, the game show industry was still pretty robust, and a lot of struggling creatives helped make ends meet by auditioning. I went and auditioned for Hollywood Squares during the Tom Bergeron years. Thirty of us took a test - it was super easy, like thirty…

That chick had never played tic-tac-toe in her life? Or she must have eaten a few Tide Pods before playing.

I honestly don’t see the problem with the original comment. Making fun of how different groups speak relative to each other is pretty basic and harmless comedy on its own. I’ve had it happen to me. Life goes on. I wouldn’t to hear it in a workplace where things like genuine minority status or disparities of power come…

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

Hello, local North Side Chicago resident here.

This isn’t a problem if you never look up from your phone.

Can we table the next question and backtrack for a second?

Urine in big trouble if you freeze them.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

This is the kind of investigative reporting that keeps me reading Jalopnik every day. Outstanding work.

The automation elephant in the room has been around since society started. The solution is to raise/educate people for other jobs, not to hang on to old and inefficient methods.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

Hold my Natty Boh

Detroit would like a word with you

The worst city in the country. There isn’t even a close second.

You’d think, but Penn State still has a football program, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯