Good for him. I’m a big fan of Evan Narcisse. I’ll check this out.

Short answer: For a while there in the mid-to-late-00s EU he was the Wolverine of the Star Wars universe, appearing all over the place, always walking the line between light and dark in a Totally Super Edgy way. And it just kinda bugged me, haha.

I’m new to kinja but did we just side step the fact that this comment was left by the actual Spider-Man?

There have been times in the comics where Hulk has been quite verbose. The Planet Hulk storyline, which this is partially based off of, was one of those times.

Not in the comics, you say...

Some kids out there are going to get this as a duvet cover or beach towel. Some kids out there are going to be so very very happy.

The New Poster was revealed as well.

I’ll just say it first....ASGARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!

Clearly, they were referring to Christopher Reeves’ Superman.

These movies rely on audiences assume things about the characters based on incarnations in other mediums instead of actually showing it to us. It’s part of why they seem so hollow, a series of gorgeous set pieces tied together with fraying strings.

I really prefer the photo format, guys. The constantly moving camera gives me motion sickness.

“That’s Racism”- Along with “He’s creepy”, the charges that can never be fought. Once a person or institution is accused of those any defense can be dismissed as “Yeah, all racists say that.” Even if they did a scooby doo and pulled off a mask revealing they were Afro-Korean, it could be chalked up to…

Because Zach Snyder had a lot of say in the development of the DCEU at the time, and he wants Frank Miller to fuck him with every fiber of his being.

Get your shit together, Marvel

I don’t understand your complaint. That there should be a human woman on the poster? Are you fighting for human representation? Are you aware this is a movie poster and the aliens are played by human women?

Why? Because it was literalizing the double-entendre jokes at the end of James Bond movies since forever. How many times have a bunch of guys seen Bond and the surviving Bond girl fucking at the end of the film, and Q naively observes, “Oh, it looks like he’s attempting a re-entry”?

Also, it asks us to confront why…

Ok here is my idea, how about we take the people responsible for the Lego movie franchise and put them in charge of the DCEU. Also, we shoot Zack Snyder to mars with a cannon.