This review makes less sense than the movie.

wait, back up. Episode VII was a trash fire? I mean, I don’t think it’s necessarily a great film, but it’s probably a pretty good one, and definitely one of the best of the films thus far.

There is an Easter Egg in this comment. Prove me wrong.

The comments on here, this is insane... To wake up every day seeing yourself a victim... seeing victims in everything around you.... when you can’t even go to an entertainment website that everyone else seems to be able to afford the device and connection to gain access to... I’m over this, the election is over, work…

Hate it when people say shit like this.

Yes its called professional courtesy. An officer isn’t expected to issue a speeding ticket to his mother, his wife, his best friend, his fellow officers. Its completely normal. A perk of putting his life on the line day in day out to protect others.

He’s the police chief, if you think a fellow officer is going to give a ticket for speeding to his chief, his best friend, wife or mother ; you’re delusional.

I smell a millennial!

Stairs are properly risk assessed, they are an established system and universal across our culture. If you fall down the stairs and they aren’t wet or otherwise slippery that is your own fault. But we design stairs and alternative conveyances for people that aren’t able, that’s why the fitness argument is irrelevant.…

Nope. But the Camaro fairy brings you one along with your gold chain and pre-stained wife beater the night you bring it home.

No marriage can survive Camaro.

Leave your family. They don’t love you like Camaro loves you.

I thought Cyclops was supposed to be part of this group?

Packaging has definitely gone to hell in the last ten years.

Good point. I mean, why isn’t he out there assassinating people? 

No, because that’s not done for any other movie.

I brought my 8-year-old daughter to see this. I turned to her when Rey unwields the lightsaber for the first time and she had a HUGE grin on her face.