Loyola has just become the most successful team in NCAA tournament history. Their all-time winning percentage is now .765; Duke is at .752.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

Slightly off topic, but man do you guys need a nickname or something for your soccer team. USMNT sounds like a fucking quarterly report. Literally anything would be better.

But did you know it used to be called Upper Volta?

I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.

He stopped short? That’s my move!!

He’s never been IN the black either.

can....can you read?

Hate? Collingwood. Always Collingwood.

“...it’s got everything - Belvedere vodka, a lighted dance floor, a midget dressed like Mr. Met who lights your cigars...”

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

LeBron’s Cavs did it last year...

The NBA would award an expansion franchise to Seattle. In order to keep the conferences balanced, Philadelphia would also be given an NBA franchise.

I’d rather go to Fyre Festival.

Cannes he get away with this? Nantes likely. He’s supposed to be a role model to his Nice and nephew.

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.